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Nina Pastori

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music

dance

This is lively music to get you out of your chair.

It's Niña Pastori singing En Un Canasta

Give it a listen. You won't hear talent like this on American Idol and even if you don't like her style, you have to agree it's unique and distinctive.

The daughter of the famous flamenco singer known as La Pastora, Niña Pastori (born María Rosa García) performed live for the first time in 1986 while participating in a new talent contest. At the age of 17, the promising contemporary flamenco artist recorded her debut album.

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If you haven't seen the priceless movie Everything is Illuminated yet, please do. Here is some of the premium dialogue:

Elijah Wood

and

Eugene Hutz

How much currency would a first-rate accountant receive in America?
I don't know. A lot, probably, if he or she is good.
She?
Or he.
Are there Negro accountants?
Yes, there are African-American accountants...
... but you don't want to use that word.

And homosexual accountants?
There are homosexual everythings.

There are homosexual garbage men.
And how much currency would Negro homosexual accountant receive?
You shouldn't use that word.
Which word?

The N-word.
It's not the N-word, but- -Negro?
Yeah, that one.
But I dig them all the way. They are premium people.
It's that word, though. You're not supposed to use that word.
What is wrong with the Negroes?
Are you carnal very often?

What?
With American girls, you make sex often?
Not really. Do you?
I inquired headmost. Do you?
Not really.
What do you intend by "not really"?
I'm not a priest, but I'm not John Holmes, either.
I've heard of this John Holmes. With a premium penis.
Yeah, that's the one.
In the Ukraine, everybody has a penis like that.
What about the women?
You make a joke, no?
Yeah.