You can make toast with an iron, but you can't iron with a toaster.

WAS CERTAIN I HAD SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, BUT ALAS MY CERTAINTY WAS SOON OVERCOME BY DOUBT AND CONQUERED. ANY FORTHCOMING ALLUDING TO SUGGESTIONS WILL BE WELCOMED OR DISMISSED DEPENDENT UPON THE WIND DIRECTION. MAKE ALL CHECKS PAYABLE TO ONEWALRUS CAFE BY TOMORROW MORNING AND NO PENALTIES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. CHECK YOUR OIL AND DON'T MAKE UNNECESSARY TRIPS WITHOUT A MAP ON YOUR LAP.

 

THAT'S ALL THE CLUES I AM ALLOWED TO OFFER FOR NOW. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO VENTURE A GUESS AT THIS EARLY STAGE OF THE GAME, PLEASE DO.