You can make toast with an iron, but you can't iron with a toaster.

"A Real Divine Intervention"

An irreverent, Dave Barryesque ripoff and episodic ego-stroking.

Since the appetite and tastes for literature are at the lowest point in human history, I'm sure there's some pulp laying around somewhere for this guy too. To quote Dorothy Parker, the writing runs the gamut from A to B.

 

Justjayme

Human Nature 101. Sesame Street observations. A possible candidate for inclusion in documentation of stunted emotional development.

 

 

 

"uh" by oscarcrumb

The most honest opening sentence of any blog ever.

"I don't really write blogs anymore because I don't really have anything to talk about."

This should be the disclaimer of most top-blogs, but only oscarcrumb has the clarity and vision to be straightforward from the get-go!