You can make toast with an iron, but you can't iron with a toaster.

"Memo From God" by Wonderingsoul

 

There's frequent-flier-miles and Marlboro-points, and then there are "God-points"

I don't believe God gives a damn about blog content. If he did he would surely be prompted to hurry the apocalypse. Here we have yet another regurgitation of the same old tired, empty promises being tossed around. These xenophobic evangalists call it faith. I call it nursury rhymes and bad blogging!

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm not feeling so great" by Piratesteve2000

 

Right on Piratesteve2000. We can see that you are ill because you have loosened your tie and never take off your sunglasses. Must have been the spicy pork that got you. Your blog is the bomb! Get well soon and keep up with the tireless and wildly entertaining blogging dude.