You can make toast with an iron, but you can't iron with a toaster.

I know Spring has officially arrived when the Woodpecker begins sharpening his beak on the fireplace flue. It sounds like distant gunfire at 5:30 in the morning. And, Woodpeckers don't sleep in on weekends.

 

Hail Springtime!

Hail Woodpeckers!

Hail, just plain hail!

 

DOOT claims to be a conservative, but chooses to quote Oscar Wilde. Mr. Wilde, about as liberal and gay as they come. Interestingly, if he were alive today he would toss the Bible, spit on everything George Bush and support that all Bible-thumping Bush supporters have voluntary abortions to remove the gullibility gene from the human race. The most clever claim Bush made was that he reads the Bible every day. Oscar Wilde also said that religion is the opiate of the masses, and he was freekin' right on! (It's laughable how many of the responses to DOOT's drivel are hooked on the word "nice". The adjective shortage is endemic!)

COMING TOMORROW: WHY CAT OWNERS ARE IDIOTS!